For those that haven’t seen me in the last year or ever in their lives, I once used to be a white fellow with a shaved head. I didn’t realize till later most white fellows my age are either 1) white fellows going bald or 2) gangstaz. So last year I decided to let my full, lush head of hair grow like the dickens. As demonstrated in the video in the post below it’s possible for me to grow more hair than a Hacidic Jew Baboon. I found it to be annoying and embarrassing when people would call me Bob’s Big Boy since I had this weird curl thing going on. Annoying and embarrassing enough to finally cut it. Since I refuse to take pictures of myself as I feel that’s for girls who “heart” Facebook, friendships, and Twitter, here is a simple math problem that best fits what it looks like:
So my good pals over at Them Too* (amazing Photography and video company), did a little mini biography on me and it came out better than I could ever imagine (although I feel like there should have been a nude make-out scene between me and Tina Yothers). Please check it out, send it over to your favorite pal. Let’s spread the gospel of Cheapshot and make me rich and famous through the internet. I want to be the next Tay Zonday
Not only does Get Busy Committee have four shows while we’re out here – Thursday 03/18 @ The Velveeta Room, 03/19 @ The House Fire party & The Dub Frequency party, 03/20 @ The Stampede party with Xzibit & Kurupt, but I have my very own DJ gig on Saturday 03/20 as well! I know there’s tons of other things going on that night, but let’s be realisitic…there’s NOTHING more important than a Cheapshot gig! If you can make it out or know anybody in Austin this week tell them to come and witness the best DJ in the universe!
Here’s another link to the fabulous DJ Cheapshot at the Redbull Battle a couple weeks back. Eventually, it would be radical to get the entire thing on video…until then:
In case you didnt know by now, I am the most famous, handsome, and talented DJ in the world. You would never know it in my home town of Los Angeles though as I haven’t had a residency here since the birth of the Baby Jesus; however, this week I feel the need to brag as I have TWO whole gigs in “quake-city”. It would be bitchin’ if you could make it out to either…or at least tell your friends how cool I am. I’m honored to play my new pal from the Redbull Battle, DJ Dirty Dave’s night in Silverlake on Wednesday. He’s a real cool guy and one golly-heck of a DJ. Saturday, my manager, Jon “DJ Goody” Goodwin will be opening for me at Hollywood’s illustrious MI-6, so that should be a shit show as well. Here are the fliers.
